Arrr! Israel's sea parley man be shoutin' at the UN, claimin' Hamas be steerin' the UNRWA ship in Gaza!
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at UNRWA be fightin' off jibes 'bout their crew bein' more like Hamas buccaneers, lookin' to sink the good ship Jewry! It be a right hullabaloo, I tell ye! Avast, what a tangled web they weave!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of Jerusalem, where Israel's ambassador, Danny Danon, be throwin' a mighty storm at the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian refugees, or as we call it, UNRWA! He be sayin' that the scallywags of Hamas be runnin' the whole operation in Gaza!Just after an Israeli cannon blast struck the UNRWA school, Danon questioned how long the UN would keep its eye closed to the fact that Hamas be takin' over. He declared that those taken down in the strike were no ordinary sailors but nine terrorists, some with their hands stained from the massacre on October 7!
According to the IDF, that school wasn’t just a place of learnin’ but a hidey-hole for Hamas' nefarious plans. Danon even tossed out names of these ruffians, callin’ for the closure of this pesky agency. Meanwhile, UNRWA's wench Juliette Touma be complainin’ about bein’ in the dark, sayin' they hear such serious claims only through the grapevine!
Me hearties, Hillel Neuer of U.N. Watch joins the fray, sayin' UNRWA be chums with Hamas and callin' for all to stop funding this vessel of mayhem! Aye, the seas be murky, and it’s high time for a change in course, lest we let these pirates sail unchallenged!