Arrr! Carolina's ballots be stuck, all ’cause o' a ruckus 'round that scallywag RFK Jr.! Blimey!
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! After takin' a powder from the race and throwin' his lot in with Captain Trump, ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be battlin' in the court o' law to scrub his name from the ballots across the seas of several states! What a tangled web we weave, eh?
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! It be a tale of a noble lad named Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who, after givin’ up the chase for the grand seat o' power, be throwin' his lot in with none other than the infamous Captain Donald Trump! Aye, ye heard it right! This scallywag be tryin’ to sail clear o' the stormy seas of ballots in many a state, wantin’ his name scrubbed faster than barnacles off a ship's hull!Now, ye might be wonderin' why this fine matey be takin' such a course. Methinks he be thinkin’ his name on them ballots be a curse worse than a leaky ship! So he be fightin' in the courts like a landlubber in a tavern brawl, raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout his name bein’ plastered everywhere like a wanted poster for a ruckus-rousin’ rogue!
In a world where voters be swabbin’ the decks of democracy, ol’ Bobby be hopin’ to vanish like a ghost ship in the fog. Aye, 'tis a comical sight, watchin' him tussle with the law while tryin’ to avoid the political harpoons aimed at his backside! So raise yer tankards, me mates, and toast to the wild voyages of pirate politics!