Arrr, we be knowin’ ‘bout the scallywag with the shootin’ iron—he be as sharp as a barnacle on a wet plank!
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! A scallywag got nabbed after the king's secret sea dogs let loose their cannons to guard the grand captain, Donald the Trump! Now he be facing two jolly charges for playing with firearms, savvy? A right merry mess, if I do say so!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of a scallywag who found himself in a right pickle! Just the other day, on a day that would make Poseidon himself raise an eyebrow, some Secret Service lads went a-shootin' while guardin' the great Captain Donald Trump, the one with the golden mane that even the fiercest of storms can't tangle.This poor soul, who be likin' his rum a tad too much, decided to enter the fray and caught the attention of them federal agents quicker than a ship sails from a squall. Aye, they opened fire, and what a ruckus it caused! But, alas, our hapless matey wasn't just 'round to share tales of treasure; nay, he found himself shackled and charged with not one, but two federal gun crimes. Blimey! Talk about a bad day at sea!