Arrr, matey! Trump be settin' sail fer the Alabama-Georgia brawl in Tuscaloosa this month! Aye, what a sight!
2024-09-16
Avast, me hearties! The former captain of the U.S. ship, Trump, be makin’ his way to the grand showdown 'twixt the crimson tide of Alabama and the bulldog crew o' Georgia on the 28th of September! Let the rum flow and the rivalries roar, arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain landlubber known as Trump, who be settin' sail for the grand spectacle of college football in the hallowed grounds of Tuscaloosa! That scallywag be headin’ to Bryant-Denny Stadium on the eve of September 28 to witness the fierce clash 'twixt the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide and the fearsome Georgia Bulldogs, both undefeated and gunnin' for glory in the SEC seas!But wait! There be more treachery afoot, as just a fortnight prior, a ruffian named Ryan Wesley Routh aimed his deadly iron at our would-be president, only to be thwarted by the gallant Secret Service! A right spectacle, I say! This here match won’t just be a tussle on the gridiron but a test of security as well, as thousands of fans gather, cheerin' for their favored buccaneers!
Back in 2019, our bold Trump, donned in his colors, enjoyed a game where the Crimson Tide faced defeat at the hands of them Tigers. Expectin' standing ovations this time, he’ll be in the midst of his loyal crew once more! As lawmakers ponder how to bolster the Secret Service’s treasure to guard their captain, we can only hope for fair winds and safe travels for our political pirate amidst all the raucous revelry!