Arrr! Panthers be shovin' young Bryce to the bilge, favorin' a three-time sea dog after just two skirmishes!
2024-09-16
Arrr, me hearties! It be said the Carolina Panthers be castin' young Bryce Young to Davy Jones’ locker after two wretched battles! They be settin' sail with old salt Andy Dalton instead, hopin’ for smoother seas in the year of our Lord, 2024! Yarrr, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a stormy sea fer the Carolina Panthers, as they’ve decided to cast young Bryce Young overboard fer the Week 3 battle against the Las Vegas Raiders. Aye, instead, they be settin’ sail with the seasoned Andy Dalton at the helm!Now, this lad Young, plucked as the top pick from Alabama's treasure trove, had a rocky start, throwin' 11 touchdowns last season but falterin’ like a ship in a tempest with naught but 245 yards and three interceptions in two matches this season. He be a bit like a ship’s mast—still findin’ his bearings, ye see?
Miles Sanders, a trusty shipmate, be sayin’ that all eyes be on Young like a hawk spyin' on a school of fish. But fear not, fer Dalton, a three-time Pro Bowler, be ready to steer the ship! He’s been around the block, tossin’ over 31,000 yards in his time with the Bengals, though he be lackin’ the regular starter's position since 2022.
Alas, the Panthers traded their doubloons to snag Young, but they still be searchin’ for calmer waters, as last season’s record be the worst in the league! May the winds favor their sails, or it’ll be Davy Jones' locker fer this crew!