“Arrr, matey! PolitiFact scribe be spinnin’ tales ‘bout them geese hunters, coverin’ up the ruckus o’ trans shenanigans!”
2024-09-16
Arrr matey! A scallywag from the lefty fact-checkin’ crew, PolitiFact, be tryin’ to scuttle The Federalist’s tale o’ Haitian swashbucklers huntin’ geese in Springfield. Loreben Tuquero, the mischief-maker, be known for hidin' far-left shenanigans under a Jolly Roger of whitewashin’. Avast, the sea o’ nonsense be deep!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' a scallywag from the far-left shores, known as Loreben Tuquero, a so-called “misinformation” reporter for the PolitiFact crew. This landlubber set out to discredit a fine report from The Federalist about a ruckus in the quaint town of Springfield, Ohio, where some Haitian buccaneers were spotted huntin' geese like true swashbucklers!On a fateful Sunday, Loreben be tryin' to cast doubt upon the tale of a local who spied a band o’ Haitians cartin' off their plunder—namely, a heap o’ dead geese! But beware, me hearties, for this reporter has a knack for whitewashin’ all things far-left radicalism, like a pirate cleanin’ his deck after a storm.