The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye! Be it true that Trump’s foul suspect, Ryan Routh, be shillin’ for BlackRock? Blimey, what a tale!

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! It be lookin' like a second swashbucklin' attempt on Captain Trump’s life in but two moons! Rumors be flyin' faster than cannonballs about scallywag Ryan Routh and his motives. Shots rang out whilst the ol' sea dog was swingin' clubs at Trump National—fear not, he be safe at his treasure trove!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of scandal and conspiracy! It seems the seas be churnin’ with yet another attempt on the life of that landlubber, Donald Trump, just two moons past the last bid for his head! Aye, shots rang out at Trump National Golf Club, a fine establishment where the scallywag was busy swingin’ his clubs instead of swords!

Now, the tale goes that a rogue by the name of Ryan Routh be the one in the sights of the rumor mill. Whispers and theories abound like the wild winds of the Caribbean, ponderin’ why this lad would be so keen on sendin’ Trump to Davy Jones’ locker! But fear not, for the former captain of the White House ship came away unscathed, returnin’ to the safety of his treasure-laden Mar-a-Lago, where he likely counted his doubloons and plotted his next move on the political seas!

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