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Arrr, matey! That scallywag Harris be twisting the truth on the social seas, like a sea serpent in a storm!

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! The @KamalaHQ account be a scallywag of deceit, playin' tricks on the masses! With over 1.3 million landlubbers followin', they be snippin' clips and spreadin' tall tales to poke fun at the former captain, Donald Trump. A merry jester on the high seas of social media, indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale 'bout a social media vessel run by none other than the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, the @KamalaHQ account, with a hearty crew of over 1.3 million followers, be sailin' the treacherous seas of the X platform, once known as Twitter. But beware, fer it seems this ship's captain be a bit mischievous, often lettin' loose clips that be more twisted than a ship's anchor chain!

This crafty campaign be usin’ @KamalaHQ as a buccaneer’s attack dog, takin' aim at the former captain of the good ship America, Donald Trump. With a wink and a chuckle, they be snippin' and snappin' video morsels to launch banterous broadsides. But alas! Some of these jests be as deceptive as a siren’s song, lurin’ the unsuspectin' sailor into a whirlpool of confusion.

So, me hearties, keep yer wits about ye! The seas of social media be rife with trickery and jest, and it seems that even the Vice President's vessel be caught in the gale of jest and jibe. Yarrr, let’s hope she finds a steadier course and leaves the confusion to the scallywags!

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