Avast, matey! The Respawn captain be sayin' the PS5 Pro's $700 gold doubloons be a fair bounty, unlike a scallywag PC!
2024-09-16
Arrr, matey! Wouldn’t it tickle the ol’ treasure chest if it cost a pittance? Aye, I’d be sailin’ the high seas o’ savings! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of frugality!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about the fine art o’ bargain huntin’! Picture this: ye be walkin’ the bustling markets o’ Tortuga, yer coin purse lighter than a feather, and ye spy a treasure trove o' goods, but alas! The price be steeper than a crow’s nest!Now, ye might ponder, "Would it be better if it was cheaper?" Aye, that be a question as old as the sea! Wouldn’t we all prefer to snag a chest o' gold without givin' up our last biscuit? The thought o' a discount dances in our heads like a siren’s song, lurin' us closer to the rocks of temptation!