The Booty Report

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Arrr! The captain be sayin' we’re tossin' Specialists overboard, sailin' back to modern seas, ‘cause 3 and 4 be the treasures!

2024-09-16

"Arrr, we be wantin' it to set sail smooth from the start, matey! No leaky hulls or wayward crew, lest we be swimmin' with the fishies! Aye, let it be as fine as a captain's rum on a sun-soaked morn!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I shan't be talkin’ in riddles like some scallywag. When we set sail on this grand adventure, we be wantin' our shipshape endeavor to be as fine as a mermaid's song from the very first tide! Aye, ye heard me right! We don’t be wantin' it to be a leaky old tub, but a majestic galleon, sailin' smooth from the first gust of wind!

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