Arrr, matey! Cooper Kupp be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker, as them Rams be cursed with injuries aplenty!
2024-09-16
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Sean McVay be spillin’ more grim tidings on this fine Monday! Our prized treasure, Cooper Kupp, be wishin’ he had a peg leg, fer he’s sailin’ straight to the injured reserve with a bum ankle. Aye, the seas be rough for our crew!
Arrr, me hearties! The Los Angeles Rams be swimmin' in a sea o' troubles after takin' a right whuppin' from the Arizona Cardinals! Star receiver Cooper Kupp, bless his boots, be limpin' off the field with an ankle injury, and it be lookin' like he might be on the injured reserve for a spell, as ol' Captain McVay be sayin'.By Davy Jones' locker, this ain't the start McVay be wishin' for! With Kupp down for the count and his matey Puka Nacua already on the IR, it’s like a ship without sails. The quarterback, Matthew Stafford, be stranded with a ragtag crew, as his offensive line be takin' more hits than a barrel of rum at a pirate fest!
It be a cruel twist of fate that Kupp, who had himself a fine outing in week one, be leavin' the field with a mere four catches this time. After a fierce tackle, he be seen limpin' away in a boot, lookin' more like a landlubber than a seasoned sea dog. Now, McVay’s left to trust the likes of Demarcus Robinson, Tutu Atwell, and Jordan Whittington to carry the jolly flag forward. Aye, let’s hope these scallywags can keep the ship afloat whilst the stars be recoverin'! Arrr!