The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Von der Leyen be handin’ out shiny E.U. treasures like a generous captain at sea, savvy?"

2024-09-17

Arrr! Ursula von der Leyen, cap'n of the European ship, be settin’ sail with France, Italy, and Spain at the helm of her finest treasures! Aye, she be handin’ out the juiciest booty to them rascals, makin’ the seas a jolly ol' frolic for those landlubbers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! It be none other than Ursula von der Leyen, the grand captain of the European Commission ship, steering her crew towards uncharted waters!

This savvy lass be givin’ the most coveted treasure chests—nay, I mean portfolios—to her trusty mates hailing from the fair lands of France, Italy, and Spain! Aye, those crafty buccaneers be grateful, for they know the winds of power be blowin’ in their favor!

With a flick of her quill and a wink of her eye, Ursula be handin’ out positions like a jolly old sea captain tossin’ doubloons to his crew. “Here ye go, France!” she shouts, “Take this mighty portfolio! And ye, Italy, don yer finest hat and seize this one!” The Spanish mateys be dancin’ a jig, for they too be claimin’ their share of the bounty!

But beware, ye landlubbers, for in these turbulent waters of governance, alliances be as fickle as the tide! Will these swashbucklers work together, or will they be battlin’ like scallywags over the last bottle of rum? Only time will tell, and I be raisin’ me tankard to that uncertain future, cheerin’ for the merriment and mayhem to come!

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