The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Trudeau’s band of merry men be walkin’ the plank in Montreal’s special shindig, matey! What a jolly tumble!

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! The grand election in Montreal be a high-stakes vote on that scallywag prime minister, who’s as welcome as a kraken at a tea party! His own crew be hollerin’ for him to walk the plank! Aye, it be a right ruckus on the high seas of politics!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from yon distant land of Montreal, where a ruckus be brewin' fit for a ship's hull! The good folk there be settin’ sail on an election, which many a landlubber be callin’ a referendum on their most infamous captain – the prime minister, a scallywag so unpopular that even barnacles be turnin’ away from him!

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