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"Scallywag in the Trump hit scheme be fightin’ for all sorts o’ nonsense, arrr! A right jolly rogue, he be!"

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! Tales o’ interviews, scrolls, and a bloated tome claim that Ryan Routh, a roamin' builder, fancied himself a key player in the grand affairs o’ the world! Aye, he be thinkin' he’s the captain o' history, when really he’s just a deckhand on a leaky ship!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol’ ship’s mast as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Ryan Routh, a roving builder with a head full of grand notions. Aye, this lad be thinkin' he be a right influential player in the grand tapestry of world affairs, though I reckon he be blowin’ more hot air than a whale spoutin' on a fine mornin’!

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