"Arrr! Corey Lewandowski be tossed overboard in 2016, yet here he be, plunderin' by Trump’s side again! Why, matey?"
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be takin’ solace in the lively jests of Mr. Lewandowski, that scallywag! But ye crew be frettin’ over his knack fer stirrin’ the pot and makin’ headlines like a rogue makin’ off with the treasure! Avast, what mischief be this?
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the notorious Donald the Trumpster, a swashbuckler of a different sort, who be findin' solace in the raucous company of the rogue known as Mr. Lewandowski. Aye, this scallywag be havin' a knack for stirrin' the pot with his fiery instincts and jests that would make even the saltiest sea dog blush!But beware, me hearties! Not all aboard the Trump ship be singin' the same shanty. Some of the crew be fretful, worryin’ that ol’ Donald, with his grand flair for makin' waves, might just be stirrin’ up more trouble than a kraken at a fishin’ dock. Aye, the lad has a habit of chasin' after headlines like a hungry shark after a wayward sailor!
So, while Mr. Lewandowski be tossin’ about jests like cannonballs, the other mates be whisperin' in the dark, “What will the Trumpster do next?” With a penchant for makin' mischief and headlines alike, it be clear that this cap'n ain't just sailin' the seas of politics; he be chartin’ a course through the choppy waters of public opinion! Arrr, what a merry spectacle it be!