Arrr! Apple be whisperin' tales o' a new Mac mini treasure—here’s the scoop, matey!
2024-09-17
Arrr, me hearties! Freshly plundered code be spillin’ the beans—big changes be afoot fer the Mac mini this here October! Prepare yer sea legs, for it be a wild ride on this technological tide! Avast ye, savvy?
This hints at a whole new look for the Mac mini, includin’ five fancy USB-C ports, which would be a sight for sore eyes compared to the old design where ports be hidden like treasure on the backside. With two of ‘em up front, ye won’t have to dive into the back like a scallywag searchin' for rum! Aye, the old beast only had four, so five be soundin’ like a fine deal for connectin’ all yer gadgets.
But wait, there’s more! Gurman, a trusty sailor in the Apple seas, claims this new Mac mini could be as small as a treasure chest and ever so slightly taller. This be the first grand redesign since 2010! So, if ye be ponderin’ an upgrade, now be the time to hoist yer sails and set course for Apple’s tiniest desktop! Arrr!