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"I be tellin' him, 'Nay, I shan't be settin' foot in that cursed beast!' Aye!"

2024-09-16

Arrr, matey! The Coast Guard be holdin’ court about OceanGate, and blimey, the tales be shockin’! They’ve even dug up the last squawks from the poor souls aboard. Aye, it be a right jolly gathering of sea yarns, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I've got a tale from the high seas that’ll make ye shiver in yer boots! The US Coast Guard, them salty sea dogs, be holdin’ hearings on the ill-fated voyage of OceanGate. Aye, it all began on a fateful Monday when the winds brought forth some right shocking revelations!

Ye see, the last words from the brave souls aboard were like a treasure map to the heart! They be shoutin’ for help like a scallywag caught in a net! Their messages be filled with fright and confusion, akin to a ship lost in a stormy squall. “We be goin’ down, Captain!” they cried, like a parrot echoing the cries of doom!

The Coast Guard, with their keen eyes and sharper ears, be delving deep into this watery mystery. Each word be a pearl, glimmering with tales of bravery and folly. Aye, it be a somber reminder that even the most daring of adventurers can find themselves in perilous waters.

So, as ye raise yer tankards to the spirits of those lost, remember this tale of woes and woes, and always be cautious when ye venture into the deep blue! For the sea be a fickle mistress, and she takes no prisoners!

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