Arrr, Kevin Harlan be spoutin’ tales of a curious jest in Week 2: 'Twas a right oddity, matey!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! Kevin Harlan, the grand captain o’ the NFL seas, struck gold once more! On a tempestuous Sunday, amidst the clash of the San Francisco 49ers and the Minnesota Vikings, he be makin’ waves and ticklin’ our funny bones! Aye, ‘tis a jolly spectacle, indeed!
Avast ye! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of the high seas of NFL broadcasting! Our hero, the doughty Kevin Harlan, did entertain the masses as he called a fierce clash betwixt the Minnesota Vikings and the San Francisco 49ers on a fateful Sunday.As the clock ticked away in the fourth quarter, Harlan sought to pass the baton to his matey, Nate Burleson, for a jolly good update. But lo and behold! Nate’s voice rang out like a ghost ship, “I can’t hear anything!” The devilish echoes of technical trouble had struck!
Not one to be daunted, Harlan, with a heart as stout as a cannonball, took command of the ship! He spun tales of the New York Jets battling the Tennessee Titans whilst seamlessly weaving back to the Vikings-49ers fray. What a sight it must’ve been! A true sailor of live TV, he made it all seem like a grand adventure, even if he knew not what he had said.
As he pondered the ruckus on the social seas, he mused, “I don’t even really know what I said!” But fear not, for this captain shall sail on, ever ready for the next tempestuous broadcast! Yarrr! Aye, the world be a-watchin'!