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Arrr, Kirk Cousins be a wizard! He conjured a last-minute storm to sink the Eagles on their own turf!

2024-09-16

Arrr, in a twist o' fate fit for a sea tale, the Atlanta Falcons be makin' the Eagles walk the plank with a last-second raid! Kirk Cousins, that crafty seadog, tossed a treasure o' a touchdown to Drake London, sendin' the foe to Davy Jones' locker!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye ‘round for a tale o’ high seas drama in the realm of pigskin! On a fateful night beneath the moonlight, the Atlanta Falcons pulled a fast one on the Philadelphia Eagles, claimin’ victory with a score of 22-21, thanks to the crafty Kirk Cousins and his treasure map of a last-minute drive!

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