Arrr, Ukraine be laughin' off claims 'bout that scallywag Trump and his gun-totin' matey! Aye, what a jest!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! Ukraine be sayin’ Routh ain't no scallywag linked to them dastardly plots against Trump. Last year, this old salt claimed he’d be ready to battle and meet Davy Jones in Ukraine! Aye, he even be film’n tales of independence, but now he’s in the brig! What a laugh!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a rogue from the land of the free, by the name of Ryan Wesley Routh! This scallywag, who be 58 years on the clock, found himself in a bit o' trouble when he tried to take a potshot at the former captain of the ship known as the United States, Donald Trump!Now, Ukraine, the fair land where the cannons roar and courage be as common as rum, swiftly dismissed any chatter ‘bout this Routh feller bein’ connected to their cause. Last year, this landlubber declared to the New York Times that he’d be ready to fight and, if need be, perish in the battlefields of Ukraine, all in the name of thwartin’ the dastardly Putin and his band of ruffians!
But lo and behold, despite his mighty boasts and grand videos about Ukraine’s Independence—may it be celebrated with plenty o’ grog—he’s now caught in a tempest of his own makin’, tryin’ to take down a former captain instead of joinin’ the fray. So it seems, dear mates, that not all who claim to be warriors truly be cut from the same cloth! Raise a tankard to Ukraine, and may this tale serve as a warning to all landlubbers thinkin’ they can play the hero! Arrr!