Arrr! A Trumpie fleet be blockin' a Biden-Harris ship! Was it a ruckus or just a merry prank?
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! A Texas jury be settin' sail soon to decide if a band of Trumpin' scallywags gave a right fright to Wendy Davis and her crew aboard the Biden-Harris ship. The “Trump Train” be boxin' 'em in fer an hour on the wild Texas seas! The trial be chuggin' on!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of high seas shenanigans, but on dry land, in the great state o’ Texas! A band o’ raucous supporters, all decked out in their Trump colors, be standin’ trial fer givin’ a frightful chase to the fair maiden Wendy Davis and her crew aboard the Biden-Harris vessel, all on a fateful day before the grand election of 2020.These ruffians, callin’ themselves the “Trump Train,” had the audacity to box in the unsuspectin’ trio on the highway, holdin’ ‘em captive for over an hour—talk about a landlubber’s nightmare! Lawyers fer the plaintiffs be arguin’ that six of these scallywags broke the law, tryin’ to intimidate and terrorize the fine folk who just wanted to sail their campaign bus without a hitch.
The trial set sail on the 9th day of September, and it be comin’ back to the courts on Monday, expectin’ to last another week of legal wranglin’. So grab yer grog and prepare to watch this spectacle unfold, fer it be a most entertainin’ clash o’ politics and piracy on the open highway!