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Arrr! As Final Fantasy 16 mateys wrestle with cursed crashes and shadowy squares, Square Enix and Sony be seekin' a fix!

2024-09-17

Arrr, the scallywags o’ the coding crew be heartily sorry fer any mischief ye be sufferin’, matey! They be hopin’ to hoist the sails o’ smooth sailin’ soon, so keep yer eye on the horizon and yer grog at the ready!

Arrr! As Final Fantasy 16 mateys wrestle with cursed crashes and shadowy squares, Square Enix and Sony be seekin' a fix!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the digital seas! The scallywags known as the devs, who man the ship of code and pixels, be sendin' a hearty apology o'er the waves!

“We sincerely apologize fer any inconvenience caused,” they be sayin’, as if they be swabbin' the decks after spillin' a barrel o' rum! Aye, they know well that when their ship be sailin’ into stormy waters, it be causin’ a right ruckus among us hearty sailors of the internet.

These landlubbers be tryin’ to fix their mess, like a crew tryin’ to mend a torn sail while bein’ chased by a kraken! They be offerin’ their sincerest apologies, as if beggin’ forgiveness from Davy Jones himself. Yarr, we all know that in the world o' technology, sometimes the stars align wrong, and ye end up with a ship full o’ barnacles instead o’ treasure!

So let us raise a tankard o’ grog to those devs, who be sailin’ through choppy waters and apologizin’ with all their might. May they find the wind in their sails and smooth out the rough seas ahead! Avast, onwards to calmer shores and bountiful booty!

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