Arrr! Boar's Head scuttles the liverwurst, a once-treasured morsel now fit only for scallywags' bellies!
2024-09-17
Arrr, mateys! On the Friday last, Boar's Head be hangin' up its liverwurst sails, thanks to a mighty recall storm! 'Tis a right "wurst" of times for this once-favored feast of the lunchin' crew! Avast, what shall we spread upon our bread now?
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer the tale of the once-mighty Boar's Head liverwurst, which has sailed its last lunchbox voyage! Aye, just last Friday, the scallywags at Boar's Head announced they'd be throwin' this controversial cold cut overboard, thanks to a listeria outbreak that sent shivers down the spines of deli lovers everywhere.With a hearty "Avast!", they declared the Jarratt facility in Virginia the source of the contamination, causin' this delectable delicacy to walk the plank permanently! Once a favorite amongst young buccaneers' lunch bags, liverwurst had become as popular as a barnacle-encrusted ship – nigh on forgotten in the bustling ports of New York City.
Back in the day, liverwurst was a staple, fit for a sandwich on rye or pumpernickel, slathered with mustard and adorned with raw onions. But alas, the winds of change have blown, and liverwurst be now a rare sight, with nary a deli to be found servin’ it up. Rumor has it, the last lover of this fine fare was just one lone soul in a sea of sandwich options!
In the grand tradition of critiquin’ food, some brave souls still champion the liverwurst, claimin’ it to be a treasure akin to bologna with a dash of bacon! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to the liverwurst – a legend now lost to the ages, but forever remembered in the hearts of those who dared to savor its rich flavor!