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Arrr! Aye, let’s spy on Israel and Hezbollah’s squabble, lest Lebanon be caught in the crossfire like a scallywag!

2024-09-17

Arrr, since the Gaza fray started in October, the scallywags of Hezbollah and Israel be tossin' cannonballs at each other like a game o' catch! Civilians and hearty lads be takin' the brunt, turnin' Lebanon and Israel into a right ruckus, savvy? Aye, 'tis a jolly mess indeed!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale as salty as the sea! In the wake of a tempestuous battle known as the Gaza War, them scallywags known as Hezbollah and Israel be squaring off like two drunken sea dogs at a tavern brawl! Aye, since the winds of war blew in October, they’ve been hurlin’ cannonballs and curses at one another, claimin’ both land and lives.

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