Arrr matey! The scallywag sunk a submersible ages before the Titan tumbled, like a drunken sailor in the brine!
2024-09-17
Arrr, at a Coast Guard parley, a sea dog spun a yarn 'bout a voyage gone awry! The scallywag founder of OceanGate got his submersible wedged under a cursed wreck, then, in a fit o’ rage, hurled the controls at his noggin! A right merry blunder, I say!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of folly so rich it could fill a grog barrel! At a grand gathering o’ the U.S. Coast Guard, a salty sea dog, a pilot by trade, spun a yarn about a mishap that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle. It be about the famed founder of OceanGate, a scallywag who thought himself a captain of the deep.On a fateful voyage, this landlubber piloted his submersible straight into the clutches of a shipwreck, as if it were a treasure chest waitin' to be plundered. But lo and behold! Instead of findin’ gold, he found himself in a right pickle! And what did the scoundrel do, ye ask? In a fit of rage and despair, he took the very controls of the vessel and hurled ‘em at his own noggin, as if the inanimate object be the culprit! Aye, the sight must have been as comical as a parrot trying to dance a jig!
So, there ye have it! A captain so inept, he turned his own trusty ship into a floating joke. Let this be a warning to all ye wannabe seafarers: steer clear of shipwrecks, or ye might just end up with a headache and a tale that’ll have the crew laughin’ for ages!