Arrr! The captain’s crew be schemin’ a grand treasure of $500 million fer shiny tales on the magic boxes!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! The crew supportin’ Vice President Harris be settin’ sail with a treasure chest of $332 million in shiny airtime! Meanwhile, those rallyin’ behind ol’ Trump be tossin’ in a modest $194 million worth of blarney ads. A right jolly tussle on the broadcasting seas, it be!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious waters of political advertising in these here seas of democracy! It be said that groups backing the fair Vice President Kamala Harris have hoisted sails and set aside a mighty sum of $332 million doubloons for airtime to spread their message across the vast ocean of screens. Aye, that's enough gold to buy a fleet o' ships and a chest full o' rum!But lo and behold! The scallywag known as former President Donald J. Trump ain't sittin' idly by! His crew be rallyin' a treasure of $194 million in ads to counter the winds blowin' in Harris's favor. 'Tis a fierce battle, a duel of dollars upon the tempestuous waves of public opinion! Each side be launchin' their cannon fire of persuasion, tryin' to capture the hearts and minds of the landlubbers and swabs alike.
So, lace up yer boots and grab yer cutlasses, for the political seas be churnin' and the battle for airtime be hotter than a pot o' sea stew! With all that gold at stake, ye can bet there’ll be more twists and turns than a ship caught in a whirlpool! Arrr, let the games begin!