Arrr, matey! Blimey! Blunderin' pagers be blastin', puttin' heaps o' Hezbollah scallywags in a pickle!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! On a fateful Tuesday, the pagers of Hezbollah scallywags went boom, injurin' over 2,700 and sendin' eight to Davy Jones’ locker! Seems their shiny new gadgets were cursed, bein’ the work of a mischievous malware! Aye, talk about a real blast of a day!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of misfortune and mayhem from the shores of Lebanon! On a fateful Tuesday afternoon, a veritable tempest struck when pagers, carried by the scallywags of Hezbollah, erupted like barrels of gunpowder at the same cursed hour. Aye, more than 2,700 good souls found themselves singed, and eight brave souls met Davy Jones' locker in this unprecedented calamity!