Avast! Yonder US scallywags say the CIA be no scurvy dogs tryin' to sink Maduro, nothin' but a tall tale!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! The U.S. be denyin’ Venezuela’s wild tales o’ treachery! They be claimin’ to seek fair winds for democracy, not to sink Maduro’s ship! Meanwhile, ol’ Diosdado be blabberin’ ‘bout a CIA plot like a parrot with a cracked beak! A right jolly mess, I say!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for a tale of high seas politics be brewin'! The scallywags at the State Department be settin’ the record straight on the wild claims from the land of Venezuela. Their Interior minister, one Diosdado Cabello, be spillin’ the beans that the good ol' U.S. of A. be plottin’ a dastardly coup to rid the world of President Nicolas Maduro! Aye, he’s gone so far as to say the CIA be leadin’ this treachery, with a U.S. Navy swab named Wilbert Joseph Castañeda Gomez at the helm of this nefarious scheme!But fret not, for the fine folk across the pond have denied these swabs' accusations, claimin’ they only seek a fair and democratic way to resolve the squabble. As if a bunch of rum-drinkin' pirates could ever be so civilized! And what’s this? Cabello also be jabberin’ about 400 U.S. rifles on their way to who knows where, like they be some treasure map! I daresay, it sounds like the makings of a right merry mess! So, hoist the sails, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for this political storm be far from over!