Arrr! The US be sayin’ the CIA ain't schemin’ to send the Venezuelan captain to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-09-17
Avast ye! The land o' the free be laughin' at Venezuela's tall tales o' CIA scallywags tryin' to send Maduro to Davy Jones' locker. Three Yanks, two Spaniards, and a Czech were nabbed fer stirrin' up trouble, claimin' the CIA be the captain o' this mischief! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the land of Venezuela! The fine folks of the United States be laughin' heartily at claims made by the landlubbers that the notorious CIA be schemin' to send ol' President Nicolás Maduro to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a tall tale indeed!In a fit of bluster, the Venezuelan interior minister, the scallywag Diosdado Cabello, declared that three gringos from the states, along with two Spaniards and a Czech, were caught red-handed in a dastardly plot to rock the good ship Venezuela. He be callin' them “mercenaries,” as if they were some kind of treasure-huntin' rogues! And, lo and behold, he claimed that the CIA be steer’n the whole ship, with an arsenal of hundreds of weapons seized like a pirate's bounty!
But hark! The U.S. be dismissin' these wild accusations faster than a fish can swim! They say they’ve no part in this swashbucklin’ caper and that the whole affair be naught but a figment of a fevered imagination. So raise yer tankards, me hearties! For in the stormy seas of politics, sometimes the tall tales be the finest treasure of all!