The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Venezuela's nabbed some scallywags, thinkin' to send ol' Maduro to Davy Jones! What folly be this?"

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! The landlubber Diosdado Cabello, claimin’ to be the big cheese in Venezuela, caught three scallywags from the States, sayin’ they aimed to send the ol’ sea dog Maduro to Davy Jones’ locker! Blamin’ the CIA without a scrap o’ proof—talk about a right jolly rum tale!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land o' Venezuela, where the sea be teemin' with intrigue and mischief! It be the Interior Minister, a scallywag known as Diosdado Cabello, who be spoutin' the news that three landlubber Americans have been captured, accused of hatchin' a dastardly plot to send the tyrant Nicolás Maduro to Davy Jones' Locker!

Now, ye see, in true pirate fashion, Cabello be pointin' fingers at the CIA, claimin' they be the puppeteers behind this treacherous scheme, but lo and behold, he be offerin' nary a shred of proof! Aye, it be a fine example of a tale spun from thin air, as any good captain would tell ye. He be throwin' Spain's National Intelligence Centre into the mix like a cannonball in a barrel o' rum, accusin' them of bein' "neck-deep" in this hullabaloo!

But fear not, me mateys, fer in this high seas drama, the only thing certain be the cap'n's knack for wild accusations and the smell of fishy nonsense waftin' through the air. So hoist the flags, keep yer cutlasses ready, and let’s watch this comedy unfold on the stormy seas of politics, where truth and treachery be as tangled as a sailor's beard!

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