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Arrr! NY Times scribe claims Trump be sparkin' a ruckus o' political mayhem after yet another stabby stab!

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! Peter Baker o' the New York Times be sayin’ that ol' Trump be the scallywag who stoked the fires o’ political mayhem, even after someone tried to send him to Davy Jones' locker for the second time! Blimey, that lad sure knows how to ruffle feathers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' political shenanigans on the high seas o' New York! Yarr, it appears that former Captain Trump be labeled as the "instigator" o' political ruckus, even after he dodged yet another deadly cannonball aimed at his noggin!

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