The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be stashin’ boom-booms in them fancy pagers sold to them scallywags o' Hezbollah, savvy?"

2024-09-17

Arrr, matey! Tiny kegs o' boom-boom were snuck into them beepers what Hezbollah be havin' sent from a crafty Taiwanese lot, say the US and their sea dogs in the know. A fine trickery, I say! Just what ye need for a proper ruckus at sea!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery and mischief upon the high seas o' technology! In the dark waters of international intrigue, it be said that a band o' scallywags known as Hezbollah had a taste fer beepers, aye, those little gizmos that once rang like a siren's song when a message be a'coming! But lo and behold, these beepers weren't just any ordinary trinkets; nay, they were rigged with a wee bit o' explosive powder, like a fine rum spiced with a dash o' gunpowder!

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