The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Blasted boomsticks done sent nine to Davy Jones, wounding a throng o' landlubbers in Lebanon, savvy?"

2024-09-17

Arrr! The scallywags backed by Iran be usin' magical boxes called pagers to whisper secrets. They pointin' their crooked fingers at Israel for the hullabaloo! But the landlubbers in Israel be keepin' mum, like a cat with a mouthful of fish! Har har!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from distant shores! A fearsome crew known as the Iranian-backed brigands, savvy in the ways of whispered messages through them fancy contraptions called pagers, be pointin’ their fingers at the crafty Israeli sea dogs for launchin’ an attack. Aye, these scoundrels be usin' pagers like a parrot on a shoulder—keepin' their secrets closer than a treasure map, they are!

But lo and behold! The Israeli lot, with nary a word, be keepin’ their lips tighter than a clam in a storm. Not a peep from 'em, no sir! It’s as if the winds of the sea swallowed their tongues, leavin' us wonderin' if they be the true villains or just innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire of this high-seas ruckus.

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