Arrr, Trump be thinkin’ o’ bringin’ back them treasure hoards he once scuttled, savvy? A right jolly jest, matey!
2024-09-17
Arrr, mateys! Once upon a time, ol' Captain Trump be settin' a treasure cap o' $10,000 on yer tax loot from yer state and local shores. But lo! On Tuesday, he be sayin' he'll raise the sails and lift that cursed limit! Avast, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag known as Donald J. Trump, the former captain of the landlubbers’ ship! In the year o' our Lord 2017, this swashbuckler unleashed a tax law that left many a crew member groanin’ – he put a cap on the treasure they could claim for their state and local taxes, settin’ it at a measly $10,000! Aye, it be more like a pittance than a bounty, mateys!But lo and behold! Just t'other day, Captain Trump be raisin’ the Jolly Roger o’ hope, proclaiming with a grandiose flair that he’d be liftin’ that cursed limit! “Fear not, my fellow buccaneers,” he declared, “for I shall set yer treasures free!” If it be true, those landlubbers in the coastal towns may yet find their coffers fuller than a barrel o’ rum! The crew be wonderin’, though, if this be a trick or a treat from the ol’ sea dog.
So, pop yer popcorn, me mateys, and keep a weather eye on the horizon! For in the world o' politics, like the high seas, ye never know when a storm o’ taxes might blow in or when a bounty might be claimed! Arrr, let the games begin!