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Arrr! Harris be callin' foul on Trump’s tall tales 'bout Haitians munchin' on yer furry mates! Har har!

2024-09-17

“Arrr, this be wearin’ me out, an’ it be wicked, matey!” Kamala Harris bellowed in the interview. “It’s as vile as the scurvy, steeped in ancient curses we ought not be puttin’ up with, savvy?”

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' the fierce and fiery Kamala, a lass who be speakin' her mind like a true buccaneer! She be standin' on the deck o' public discourse, shoutin' loud 'n clear, “This be exhaustin’, and it be harmin’ us all!” Aye, she called it what it be – a heap o’ hateful bilge, grounded in ancient scallywag nonsense that no true sailor should endure!

Now, Kamala be knowin' that the world be full o’ old-timey curses and jests that be causin' turmoil, and she be callin' fer a full broadside against such intolerance. She be likin' to hoist the flag o’ equality and justice, lettin' no man or wench be left behind in this treacherous sea o' life! So, she be takin' the wheel, steerin' her ship through the stormy waters o’ hate, makin' it clear that the time fer toleratin' such shenanigans be over!

So, hoist yer tankards, me hearties! Let us raise a toast to Kamala, the fearless captain of change, who sets sail against the winds o' foolishness! Aye, may we all join her crew and chart a course towards a fairer horizon! Yarr!

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