Arrr, the dolphins be sendin' Tua to Davy Jones’ locker, not returnin' ‘til Week 8, savvy?
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! The Miami Dolphins be strappin' their trusty quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, to the injured reserve ship 'til at least Week 8! That scallywag got a bonk on the noggin, and now he be restin' like a landlubber. Avast, hope he returns to plunder the field soon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin the yarn of the Miami Dolphins and their doughty quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa! Alas, the poor swab hath been placed on injured reserve after takin' a mighty blow from that scallywag Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills! He’ll be out for at least four battles, ‘til the eighth week, when he faces the Arizona Cardinals—if the fates be kind.Now, the doc’s orders be clear: Tua must traverse the treacherous waters of the NFL’s concussion protocol, consulting with wise healers to mend his noggin. Though the landlubbers be clamorin’ for him to retire, our brave Tua declares he has no plans to hang up his boots just yet!
’Twas a frightful sight when Tua’s hand did twitch like a fish outta water after he hit the deck hard! But fear not, he strutted off to the locker room, though it took the crew six long minutes to figure out he was in peril. This be the third time his head be givin’ him trouble after a rough 2022 season, but the Dolphins be takin’ no chances this time round!
To fill the void, they've summoned Scoop Huntley from the Ravens’ practice ship, but Skylar Thompson be the one to lead the charge against the Seahawks this week! So let’s raise a tankard to Tua, may he return to the field with a hearty cheer! Arrr!