Arrr! Derrick White, gold medalist of the hoops, got his noggin thwacked in a ruckus at the Colorado showdown!
2024-09-17
Arrr, me hearties! It be no tale of treasure, but our matey Derrick White, a gold medal-wavin' swashbuckler of the Boston Celtics, found himself caught in a ruckus at the Colorado-Colorado State clash! Aye, ‘twas a scuffle fit for a jolly sea shanty!
Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags, fer a tale of chaos on the high seas of football! It be the notorious Boston Celtics guard, Derrick White, known fer hoistin' Olympic gold, who got himself into a ruckus at the Colorado-Colorado State football shindig this past Saturday!As the ruckus unraveled, Derrick, a proud alumnus of the Buffaloes, found himself eyeball-to-eyeball with a landlubber clad in a Colorado State Rams hat. Outta nowhere, that scoundrel took a swing, landin' a punch that sent our hero reelin'! Blimey, what an uproar!
But our brave Celt wasn’t about to let the knave have the last laugh! With mates rallyin' round, he tried to go back at his foe, as one of his pals played the role of the peacekeeper, holdin' him back like a proper deck-hand! What a sight to behold!
In the midst of the brawl, Derrick even lent a hand to another poor soul, hearin' him say, "I was just tryin' to help ye!" Aye, that be the spirit of camaraderie, even in the heat of battle! Whether security stepped in or not, we know this gold medalist carries the heart of a lion, both on the court and in the stands! Arrr!