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Arrr! The scallywags in that British blade brawl be born on these shores, claims the copper! Ha-ha!

2024-09-17

Arrr, me hearties! A band o' scallywags clashin' with cutlasses in Southend-on-Sea, they be born o' the very sands! Contrary to the landlubber chatter on the seas of social media, these knaves be locals! Aye, some be wearin' balaclavas while takin' swings at a poor ol' ship's carriage! Ha-ha!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the briny deep of Southend-on-Sea, a fine British port filled with jolly folk and sandy shores! But lo, what be this ruckus brewin’? A band o' scallywags, wieldin' knives and a fearsome machete, be caught in a kerfuffle right on Southchurch Road! Aye, ye heard me right! These be not foreign marauders but lads born and bred in this very seafarin' town!

The cursed video shows them, some donned in balaclavas as if preparin' for a midnight raid, clashing swords like they be fightin' over the last grog in the barrel! They be targetin' a car, too, but fear not, it be not a shipwreck! Nay, the rumors on the social seas be sayin' they be immigrants, but I tell ye, that be a tall tale from the tavern of misinformation!

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