"Brave sea dogs laid the truth upon the fair Kamala, makin' her squirm like a fish outta water!"
2024-09-17
Arrr, me hearties! The gall of that landlubber Kamala, claimin’ no brave souls be in battle! But lo and behold, the valiant crew o’ the U.S. Military be ready to set the record straight! Not a single scallywag in combat, eh? Aye, she be talkin’ tall tales, fer sure!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale of mighty claims made by the fair Kamala Harris, the lass who be seekin’ the captain’s hat in the land o’ politics. In a grand debate, she spoke with a tongue as slippery as an eel, claimin’ that all brave souls of the U.S. Military had sailed away from combat zones, leavin’ naught but silence in their wake!“Aye!” she exclaimed, “As of today, there be not a single sailor in active duty in any war-torn waters, fer the first time this century!” But lo and behold, the true buccaneers of the military soon raised their voices like a crew spied upon by a rival ship. They called shenanigans on her tall tale, lettin’ it be known that many a valiant matey still plies the seas of combat, not having yet hung up their swords!
So, raise yer tankards, me mateys, and let us hoot and holler at the folly of such fibbin’. ‘Tis a fine day to remember that even the most cunning of pirates—er, politicians—can find themselves walkin’ the plank of their own words!