The Booty Report

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Arrr! Scallywags unleash a ruckus at a training cove in Mali's heart, claimin' souls with their devilish antics!

2024-09-17

Arrr, on the high seas of Bamako, landlubbers be clashin’! A band o’ scurvy Islamic knaves attacked a training camp, unleashin’ fatal cannon fire, and even the airport be shut tight! A right ruckus, I say! Avast, what a day fer mischief, mateys!

Ahoy, me hearties! A band o' scallywags known as JNIM, linked to that notorious lot al-Qaida, decided to stir up trouble in Mali’s capital, Bamako! They launched a mighty assault on a military training camp and other places, causin’ gunfire to resound like thunder on the high seas. The local troops, bless their souls, rallied to the fray and managed to subdue the ruffians, though details on casualties be as scarce as gold doubloons on a leaky ship.

These miscreants aimed to storm a gendarme school, but the brave lads of the army soon put a stop to their mischief, with at least 15 suspects catchin' a one-way ticket to the brig! The ruckus even forced the nearby airport to shut its gates for a spell, but it reopened quicker than a sailor's eye upon sightin' land.

Now, it seems these lads wanted to show they could raid the south as well as the north, where the battles be plenty. They claimed big victories on their pirate website, boastin’ of major losses inflicted upon the good folk of Mali. Alas, this attack be a rare show of boldness in the capital, drawin’ the attention of the world, equivalent to findin’ treasure on an uncharted isle! Aye, the seas be treacherous, and so be the lands of Mali! Arrr!

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