"Avast! A trial of wicked deeds exposes France's foul harbor of lechery, say the critics, with a hearty laugh!"
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! French lawmen be huntin’ down a scallywag crew of 50 knaves for messin’ with Dominique Pélicot’s fair lass. She claims her husband, the dastardly dog, be druggin’ her for years! A right fine pickle, I say! Avast, justice be comin’ fer these ruffians!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye 'round as I spin ye a tale of treachery and woe from the shores of France. In a court of law, a scallywag named Dominique Pélicot, a crusty old sea dog of 71, admitted to lettin' over 50 lubbers abuse his own lass, Gisèle, aged 72, in a most villainous manner! Aye, he be confessin’ to the heinous acts while sittin’ in a wheelchair, no less. This unruly tale, spanning a decade of dastardly deeds, opened the floodgates to the dark waters of what they call a “rape culture.”It’s a right shocking yarn, I tell ye! Gisèle called the revelation of her husband’s crimes “unbearable,” and she bravely spoke out in court, fightin’ for justice and for all lassies who suffer such vile fates. Dominique, claimin' he turned to the dark side after his own youthful misfortune, stood trial alongside a gang of ruffians accused of joinin’ in his treachery. With nary a thought of reportin’ the crimes, these scoundrels be guilty of sittin’ idly by as the winds of male violence blew fierce against helpless souls.
So, raise yer tankards to Gisèle, the courageous lass, and let it be known that no man should sail the seas of impunity unchallenged! Arrr!