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"Ye olde pager squabbles in Lebanon be makin' Hezbollah look like a landlubber, not the fierce anti-Israel dreadnought they claim!"

2024-09-18

Arrr! The crafty swabs unleashed their cannonades upon our wireless contraptions, leaving a hullabaloo of injuries in their wake! The crew be in disarray, pondering how to swab the decks and retaliate. By the Davy Jones’ locker, what a ruckus we be in!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale o’ woe on the high seas of technology! A band o’ scallywags, armed with devices most treacherous, launched a grand assault on the wireless contraptions of a certain crew. Aye, thousands found themselves in a right pickle, sufferin' injuries that would make even the fiercest buccaneer cringe!

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