Arrr, them Arizona Mormon scallywags be split like a ship's planks on ol' Trump, savvy?
2024-09-18
Arrr, matey! The good ship Mormon has long hoisted the Republican flag, but in Arizona, ye see, they be growin' weary of Captain Trump’s antics! Kellen Browning, a landlubber scribbler from the Times, be reckonin' this split might just hand the treasure map to the Democrats come November! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the tea on those landlubbin' Mormon voters in the wilds of Arizona! In days of yore, these fine folk were as loyal to the Republican ship as a dog to his bone, but alas! The tide be turnin' with the rise of one Donald Trump, a captain not all be fond of, ye see.