"Arrr, Black and Decker be sinkin’ their own ship o’ diversity, says the scallywag activist!"
2024-09-18
Arrr, mateys! Stanley Black & Decker, them scallywags behind Craftsman and DEWALT, be tossin' their diversity sails overboard! That rogue Robby Starbuck be stirrin' the pot, makin' ‘em fear the plank! They be forgettin’ their DEI treasure map and sailin’ straight for the conservative seas! Avast, what a jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of Stanley Black & Decker, the fine purveyors of tools and trinkets known to many a shipwright and scallywag! Aye, these lads be the proud owners of the fabled Craftsman and DEWALT brands, but they be now settin' sail on a new course, me mateys!