"Arrr! Donald Trump lay in landlubber's care, scanty guarded like a treasure map in a tavern, say the scallywags!"
2024-09-18
Arrr! The Secret Service be not havin’ a proper scheme to guard Captain Trump at the infirmary post that ruckus in Butler! After the ruckus at his summer shindig, the head honcho walked the plank! Lawmakers be cryin’ for answers whilst a band of scallywags be investigatin’!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I be havin' a tale of woe 'bout the Secret Service and their shoddy plans to guard the great Donald Trump at the sick bay after a ruckus in Butler, Pennsylvania, this past summer! Aye, the report from that scallywag Senator Josh Hawley be spillin' the beans on this blunder, and it be as laughable as a three-legged sea turtle!