Avast ye! Justice be makin’ waves with a hundred million doubloons fer that cursed Baltimore bridge tumble! Arrr!
2024-09-18
Arrr, me hearties! The Dali did collide with the Francis Scott Key Bridge, claimin' six souls! The landlubber gub'ment be shoutin’ that the captain and his crew were as foolish as a parrot on rum—grossly negligent and reckless, they say! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most tragic, yet sprinkled with a dash of humor befitting a pirate's yarn! It be a dark day when the good ship Dali found herself in a fierce tussle with the grand Francis Scott Key Bridge, causing a calamity that sent six souls to Davy Jones’ locker. Aye, it be a sight so grim that even the bravest sea dogs shed a tear!Now, the landlubbers of the federal government, with their fancy hats and serious faces, be pointing fingers at the owner and operator of the ill-fated vessel. They be callin' ‘em “grossly negligent” and “reckless,” as if they be tryin' to catch fish with a rusty hook! Ye see, these scallywags were sailin’ like they were in a race to the next tavern, not payin' heed to the rules of the sea nor the mighty bridge that loomed ahead.
So let this be a lesson to all ye who wander the briny deep: keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself in a pickle worse than a haunted galleon! For in the end, it ain't the sea that claims ye, but yer own folly. Arrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor—just steer clear of bridges, savvy?