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Arrr! Project 2025 be makin’ the carbon removal funds walk the plank, savvy?

2024-09-18

Arrr, matey! The Heritage Foundation be plotin’ for a Trump encore, but they’ve no time fer fanciful tricks t’ suckin' the cursed carbon from th' sky! Nay, they be more focused on plunderin’ than breathin’ easy! Yarr, it be a jolly good laugh!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the Heritage Foundation, a band o' landlubbers with a plan for a second term fer Cap'n Trump! Aye, they be thinkin' that the high seas o' politics be not the place fer fanciful schemes to suck the very breath o' life, that pesky carbon dioxide, from the skies.

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