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Arrr! Deion be chiding them jelly-bellied scribes fer throwin' shade at lads makin' gold doubloons!

2024-09-18

Arrr, mateys! Captain Deion Sanders, master o' the Colorado Buffaloes, did point his hook at the scallywag media on Tuesday, claimin' they be green-eyed with envy 'cause his crew be pocketin' more gold than they! Aye, the tides be turnin' for them salty journalists!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ol' ship as we spin a yarn 'bout the daring Deion Sanders, captain of the Colorado Buffaloes! This salty sea dog ain't one to shy away from the media scallywags, takin' aim at those who be green with envy 'cause the players be makin’ more doubloons than they ever did!

At a press conference, when asked 'bout his bond with young Travis Hunter, Deion spun it like a fine compass, claimin' he be teachin’ 'em about life on and off the field. "Arrr, I truly love these lads," he declared, "it ain't just 'bout the game, but equipin' 'em to tackle the stormy seas of life!" He rumbled about how the tides of college football have changed, once hands-off for amateurs, now a battleground where players be rakin' in riches! And those reporters, oh, they be like hungry sharks, attackin’ the young lads 'cause they be jealous!

“Ye attack ‘em like a pack of ravenous wolves!” roared Sanders, “But remember, these lads be tender souls, new to the harsh waters of scrutiny. Keep yer daggers to the plays, not their hearts, or I’ll be comin’ for ye!” He finished by givin’ a hearty shoutout to his great young mate, Travis, before steerin' his crew into the fray against Baylor. So hoist the sails, and let the games begin!

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