The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Hezbollah's gadgets got a tickle from Israel’s sneaky hands, like a treasure map gone awry, matey!"

2024-09-18

Arrr, matey! On the morn of Wednesday, news spread o' a devilish plot by Israel, as a thousand pagers o' those scallywags in Hezbollah went kaboom all at once! They be swappin’ their old trinkets, only to find their new toys be dancin’ to the tune of 3:30! Aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a fine, yet most curious, attack that took place upon the high seas of technology! On a fateful Wednesday, word reached our ears of a nefarious plot hatched by the crafty lads of Israel, who pulled off a trick most cunning.

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