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Arrr! Gold Apollo be claimin’ they ain't the scallywags makin’ them fiery beepers for them Hezbollah swabs!

2024-09-18

Avast, mateys! The scallywags at Gold Apollo Co. be pointin' fingers at BAC Consulting, claimin' they be the ones who crafted the cursed pagers what led to a right ruckus in Lebanon! Hsu Kuang, the captain of this ship, be sayin' they handled all the tinkerin'! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' in the land of pagers! A fine Taiwanese merchant by the name of Gold Apollo Co. found its sails flappin' in the winds of scandal, linked to a most dastardly incident 'mongst the Hezbollah rogues in Lebanon, causin' naught but chaos with nine souls meetin’ Davy Jones and nearly 3,000 others catchin' a nasty injury.

In a twist worthy of the highest seas, the scallywags at Gold Apollo be pointin’ their fingers at a crew from Budapest, known as BAC Consulting Kft. Hsu Kuang, the captain of this pager ship, be shoutin’ to all that it be BAC who “entirely handled” the makin’ of the cursed AR-924 pagers. Aye, he declared to reporters that his ship be clear of blame, like a pirate dodgin’ the noose!

On the day of reckoning, ol' Kuang yapped to the press, tryin’ to clear his name. But alas, the sea of public opinion be a treacherous one! So here we be, with pagers causin' trouble and blame bouncin’ 'round like a cannonball in a storm. Let this be a lesson, mateys: in the world of pagers, it be wise to watch yer back, lest ye find yerself in the brig for someone else’s mischief!

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